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February 6, 2010
Lost – an essay

“I may not understand Lost but
…umm, where am I? Who are you?… I’m cold. I need to pee.”

Lost and I came up with a new safeword. Whenever Lost is being terrible I go “I’m having a stroke”. And then I have a stroke. The end.

To be fair I’d already put on my low expectations face in preparation of what was about to come in season 6. But let’s catch up first: John who isn’t John but the smoke monster/ Jacob’s frenemy had Ben kill Jacob. Also Faraday predicted that an atomic bomb could make everything unhappen and Juliette lovingly activated it with a couple of gender reaffirming slaps. And so it sets off.
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February 1, 2010
Destroying nature is, like, really bad, mom!

Well, someone wants to be liked really bad but 3D will cost you extra, just so we’re clear! You’re not a cop, right? But Avatar already got its benevolent grunt from the Helen Keller demographic. And I can relate to paraplegic pretty people. Box office magic, I say! more…

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January 28, 2010
My face needs a break

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There’s new sadness online but you’ve noticed that.

I haven’t decided what this whole thing is gonna end up being but rest assured I’m vetting every possible body part to see if this could be turned into a porn blog and I’m hopeful. We will probably see a lot of exciting new fetishes emerge from this still to be determined body part.
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January 28, 2010
Der gute Zeitgeist
January 28, 2010
Frosted Glass
January 28, 2010
Orange Peel
January 28, 2010
New York
January 28, 2010
White Milk
January 28, 2010
Vintage Stripes
January 28, 2010
Paper Walls