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Lost and I came up with a new safeword. Whenever Lost is being terrible I go “I’m having a stroke”. And then I have a stroke. The end.

To be fair I’d already put on my low expectations face in preparation of what was about to come in season 6. But let’s catch up first: John who isn’t John but the smoke monster/ Jacob’s frenemy had Ben kill Jacob. Also Faraday predicted that an atomic bomb could make everything unhappen and Juliette lovingly activated it with a couple of gender reaffirming slaps. And so it sets off.
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Well, someone wants to be liked really bad but 3D will cost you extra, just so we’re clear! You’re not a cop, right? But Avatar already got its benevolent grunt from the Helen Keller demographic. And I can relate to paraplegic pretty people. Box office magic, I say! more…

There’s new sadness online but you’ve noticed that.

I haven’t decided what this whole thing is gonna end up being but rest assured I’m vetting every possible body part to see if this could be turned into a porn blog and I’m hopeful. We will probably see a lot of exciting new fetishes emerge from this still to be determined body part.
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