Tagged: movie

March 3, 2010
This 1903 Alice in Wonderland movie is 3D in the sense that it’s not

I like old movies because I take comfort in the fact that the actors are all dead. All of them. Even the children. You just don’t get simple pleasures like these with modern movies. And the special effects on this one are pretty neat considering that it’s 1903. With the growing and the shrinking. And you really believe that Alice is a man with long hair. Video and trivia after the jump.

March 3, 2010 Leave a Comment
February 15, 2010
Valentine’s Day makes my diabetes hurt

We here at Le Site are celebrating Valentine’s by being overweight and unemployed. Because Le Site doesn’t pay, we is still just me and me is single. But that doesn’t mean I can’t watch the trailer for Valentine’s Day and cast judgment on people who look better than me, mom!

To be fair Valentine’s Day has been around for two thousand years and was invented by God. The day that is, not the movie. The movie just fell out of Julia Robert’s nostrils and that was Thursday I think. As evidenced by the trailer Julia Roberts had her nostrils widened in order to be able to encompass are wider range of orificial expressions. Her orifices were also key to an Amnesty International rescue mission in 2009 and are now home to a methadone clinic.

February 15, 2010 Leave a Comment
February 1, 2010
Destroying nature is, like, really bad, mom!

Well, someone wants to be liked really bad but 3D will cost you extra, just so we’re clear! You’re not a cop, right? But Avatar already got its benevolent grunt from the Helen Keller demographic. And I can relate to paraplegic pretty people. Box office magic, I say!

February 1, 2010 Leave a Comment