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		<title>Liveblogging watching someone watching the Twilight Eclipse Trailer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is apparently going to be a third movie in the Twilight series saga and it&#8217;s called Eclipse but that&#8217;s nobody&#8217;s fault. And whenever people make movies to put into theater they also make tiny movies to showcase the big movie in a very short time because we have very busy lives. And one brave [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/12/liveblogging-watching-someone-watching-the-twilight-eclipse-trailer/</link>
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		<title>You didn&#8217;t think this day would start without a 5-second lesson on Cinco de Mayo, did you?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A bloody baby, hyper intelligent shark people and ugly people on state-run television. What do they have in common? The answer is nothing. But that doesn&#8217;t mean bloody babies and hyper intelligent shark people cannot be featured in montage of the top 20 5-second videos of 5secondfilms.com. But before you try figuring out how long [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/12/you-didnt-think-this-day-would-start-without-a-5-second-lesson-on-cinco-de-mayo-did-you/</link>
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		<title>Get her while she&#8217;s hot!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone finally updated her eharmony profile! Zhang Ruifang here enjoys long walks on the beach, challenging the integrity of God&#8217;s followers and singling out Africa. But she is probably best known for her invention of homosexuality and Pokémon. Zhang is looking for someone to pet her horn and keep Hitler company. If you want to get in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/11/get-her-while-shes-hot/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll take a Peggy and tell her to go for it!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you think you&#8217;re cool now chances are you really are cool now because why lie to yourself? That doesn&#8217;t make sense. And yet when you woke up today you didn&#8217;t know that you could want a set of TV inspired figurines so bad you might even write a blog post about it to illustrate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/11/ill-take-a-peggy-and-tell-her-to-go-for-it/</link>
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		<title>Oh lesbians, stop looking like Justin Bieber!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me and my fellow Bieberians and Biebernauts (we call ourselves that, right?) just HATE it when people with a certain sexual orientation start having haircuts and faces like our Justin. We hate it. And resent it and only Justin can make our anger and/or our virginity go away. Shoo, go away, I say. Don&#8217;t look [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/10/oh-lesbians-stop-looking-like-justin-bieber/</link>
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		<title>Transforming yourself into Michael Jackson does not involve rotten leaves or scrap metal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following sentence is inspired by a true story: You look into a mirror and you know you&#8217;re not going out today. True story. Now tape-aided prettiness is not a craze, it&#8217;s here to stay and ask if it can use your bathroom because it hasn&#8217;t been in a bathroom for ages and feel it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/07/transforming-yourself-into-michael-jackson-does-not-involve-rotten-foliage-or-scrap-metal/</link>
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		<title>The live action adaptation of the Goofy movie finally happened</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Obviously: Why? But also: How do you approach people who have jobs and families to lose to participate in a live action adaptation of the Goofy movie? Because of course there is a Goofy movie &#8211; that is not the question.


Guy: Hey, Sarah. You know how there&#8217;s a company that makes animated movies about rat [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/06/this-life-action-version-of-the-goofy-movie/</link>
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		<title>This roll of police tape dressed up as Lady GaGa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having a blog is hard, you guys. And if it wasn&#8217;t for the Christian foundation of Lady GaGa&#8217;s twitter feed supplying us with pictures of Lady GaGa dressed up as or in household items we might as well give up and shower.
It says crime scene on Lady GaGa which would make more sense on Lindsay Lohan because [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/05/this-police-tape-dressed-up-as-lady-gaga/</link>
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		<title>Tumblr theme update: page support added</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pages are now supported by the following tumblr themes:

You look terrible today
Der gute Zeitgeist
Frosted Glass
New York
Paper Walls

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		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/05/tumblr-theme-update-page-support/</link>
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		<title>This 1969 IHOP commercial is not what drugs are like</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know how it&#8217;s enjoyable to watch old food commercials because society is now suffering from what they were advertising? And how prancing down a lush meadow in slow motion with Sarah and the kids and our Technicolor balloons is way better than sitting at home with Sarah and the kids and our Technicolor balloons tethered [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.spaceperson.net/2010/03/04/this-1969-ihop-commercial-is-not-what-drugs-are-like/</link>
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