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Oh lesbians, stop looking like Justin Bieber!

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:51:08 +0000

Me and my fellow Bieberians and Biebernauts (we call ourselves that, right?) just HATE it when people with a certain sexual orientation start having haircuts and faces like our Justin. We hate it. And resent it and only Justin can make our anger and/or our virginity go away. Shoo, go away, I say. Don’t look at this page. It’s filled with vile lesbians looking like our angelic pubescent savior. Rapture us, Justin! ~~Rupture~~ Rapture us already!

Link of a day: lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com

p.s. you too!

Transforming yourself into Michael Jackson does not involve rotten leaves or scrap metal

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:45:22 +0000

The following sentence is inspired by a true story: You look into a mirror and you know you’re not going out today. True story. Now tape-aided prettiness is not a craze, it’s here to stay and ask if it can use your bathroom because it hasn’t been in a bathroom for ages and feel it could use a little face 2.0. Granted transforming yourself into Michael Jackson is easy. Few props required. Try Ke$ha. You don’t have this much garbage at home! Michael Jackson? Sure. Video after the jump.

She even got the chin cleft! I wouldn’t have gotten the chin cleft.

The live action adaptation of the Goofy movie finally happened

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:20:30 +0000

Obviously: Why? But also: How do you approach people who have jobs and families to lose to participate in a live action adaptation of the Goofy movie? Because of course there is a Goofy movie – that is not the question.

Guy: Hey, Sarah. You know how there’s a company that makes animated movies about rat people with low IQs?
Girl: Yeah, Josh, I know that.
Guy: Good, Sarah, good. I think we should put human faces to to them.
Girl: You’re hot.
Guy: I like how you engage me in a meaningful way.

The attention to detail is fairly amazing. Why can’t every day on the internet be like this? Video here and after the jump.

This roll of police tape dressed up as Lady GaGa

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:39:43 +0000

Having a blog is hard, you guys. And if it wasn’t for the Christian foundation of Lady GaGa’s twitter feed supplying us with pictures of Lady GaGa dressed up as or in household items we might as well give up and shower.

It says crime scene on Lady GaGa which would make more sense on Lindsay Lohan because Lindsay Lohan is a crime scene ask anyone with eyes but it makes us also worried because the kids are with our alcoholic ex-wife so we have nothing else to worry about but which also makes sense because Lady GaGa attended a private catholic school according to the ‘pedia (that’s what people call it, look it up).

Did you make it through the last sentence? Good, good, we’re almost done.

Judging from the surroundings I’d say Lady GaGa is on her submarine laughing at people who are not dressed in tape. Obviously I have cropped the picture because as it turns out she is naked under the tape. She is not naked in the photo but depending on where you work this might not be safe for your eyes or your employment status. I suggest you quit and look at this photo.

Via Amy Grindhouse

Tumblr theme update: page support added

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:42:11 +0000

Pages are now supported by the following tumblr themes:

You look terrible today
Der gute Zeitgeist
Frosted Glass
New York
Paper Walls

This 1969 IHOP commercial is not what drugs are like

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:14:39 +0000

You know how it’s enjoyable to watch old food commercials because society is now suffering from what they were advertising? And how prancing down a lush meadow in slow motion with Sarah and the kids and our Technicolor balloons is way better than sitting at home with Sarah and the kids and our Technicolor balloons tethered to the couch with ball-gags in our mouths? Of course you do.

Now fair to say that most people from this 1969 IHOP commercial did not lose a limb to pancake-induced diabetes because they exercise daily with balloons in their hand. And of course there are less graceful ways of losing your legs to diabetes so let this commercial stand out as the commercial upon a hill for outstanding commercialization of pancakes while not forgetting floating-toy-aided excersize. With pancakes and prices “designed for the very hungry family” you just need an HMO designed for the very overweight and very diabetic family. Easy peasy.

This band dressed up as a Marc Chagall painting. What did you do all day?

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:40:55 +0000

Words cannot express how much I like this video except for the words “I really like this video”. Hold your Horses is a band that apparently makes great songs AND great videos. Combinations like these only occur in bands who make great songs and great videos. A rare find, my friends. The band reenacted a total of many famous paintings for their song “70 Million” and put it up on the vimeo. I suggest you go there, now.

This 1903 Alice in Wonderland movie is 3D in the sense that it’s not

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:17:08 +0000

I like old movies because I take comfort in the fact that the actors are all dead. All of them. Even the children. You just don’t get simple pleasures like these with modern movies. And the special effects on this one are pretty neat considering that it’s 1903. With the growing and the shrinking. And you really believe that Alice is a man with long hair. Video and trivia after the jump.

From the British Film Institute Archive:

The first-ever film version of Lewis Carroll’s tale has recently been restored by the BFI National Archive from severely damaged materials. Made just 37 years after Lewis Carroll wrote his novel and eight years after the birth of cinema, the adaptation was directed by Cecil Hepworth and Percy Stow, and was based on Sir John Tenniel’s original illustrations. [...]
With a running time of just 12 minutes (8 of which survive), Alice in Wonderland was the longest film produced in England at that time. Film archivists have been able to restore the film’s original colours for the first time in over 100 years.

via Metafilter

Elmo has his own diversity ballet

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:59:58 +0000

Apparently there is a show called the Wendy Williams Show hosted by a Wendy Williams. And she had Elmo on because people can have Elmo on their show and not feel they have to shower and shower afterwards to ever feel clean or respectable again. And Elmo brought her a surprise she was “dying” to find out about. And to her defense she did die a little. We all did.

So Elmo sang the show’s theme song and we were all super surprised but the appeal was much more layered than that. First, it’s auto tuned and you obviously have a dancing and singing puppet. And that’s great. Internet 101. We are all adults here and can laugh at ourselves when we see a puppet on an show which I gather is an adult show because it has people on whose faces look old. I cringed a little, true, but you don’t have to. So, why not join Elmo’s backup dancers? Apparently he has a black guy and an Asian girl behind the set, ready to be deployed and detonate into our faces in one blast of awesome. Did you see those moves? Now careful, backup dancers to a puppet, you’re only a couple of outstretched fingers away from a Nazi salute. On the other hand you can’t just have a puppet sing and dance alone. That would not be entertainment!

And lastly I found Wendy William’s face surprisingly malleable and able to convincingly present an array of emotions. Chapeau, Wendy William’s face, chapeau!

We are this little girl

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:37:41 +0000

We are this little girl. We all are. We just don’t like Kesha, that’s the only difference.

via The Internet Is Terrible