spaceperson.net

There’s new sadness online but you’ve noticed that.

I haven’t decided what this whole thing is gonna end up being but rest assured I’m vetting every possible body part to see if this could be turned into a porn blog and I’m hopeful. We will probably see a lot of exciting new fetishes emerge from this still to be determined body part.

I say we because so far it’s just me on this site and I haven’t had a single visitor so far. But you don’t care! You can come to a depressingly lonely site and turn it into a party! A party no one would attend but there’d be booze and there’d be you and there wouldn’t be a lot of clothing or animals with eyes involved. More power to you!

But be honest, you’re overweight and don’t have friends with working sensory organs. But that’s okay. That’s what this site might just be…

It’s not. It’s a porn blog.